You are not an editor: A cautionary tale

The holidays were particularly awesome in the Marting house—due to scheduling issues at Le Day Job I’ve had two three-day weekends since Christmas and Santa left me Sephora gift cards, which have already been put to use (oh, Benefit cosmetics. You are so expensive, but your Boing industrial-strength concealer is the best out there.) (I’m … More You are not an editor: A cautionary tale

“There’s only one word for that: Idiocy.”

Well, this just irritates the hell out of me. By now, chances are you’ve heard about the Ikea Monkey. If you haven’t, let me summarize the story for you: A seven-month-old rhesus macaque named Darwin was found wandering around the North York Ikea parking lot this weekend, wearing a diaper and a shearling coat. A … More “There’s only one word for that: Idiocy.”